震惊世界上有两种人能让你瞬间扎心却又无法抗拒的真实句子加图片今日揭秘
世界上有两种人最让人着迷，一种是我这样的，一种是像我这样的。
没事千万不要翻自己以前的状态，不然你会想掐死几年前那个磨磨唧唧矫情作死的自己。
北方过冬靠的是暖气，南方过冬靠的是一身正气。
世上本没有脏话，作业做多了就什么都有了。
昨天逛超市，出口处保安突然叫住我说：“您等一下，您衣服里面鼓鼓囊囊的装了什么？”，我愤怒的掀起外衣大声吼到：“这是肉，是肉！我自己的！”
那么问题来了，你们选择哪一种？
those who say that girls will never admit they are wrong are just talking nonsense.I always yell at my wife when we fight, and she always admits her mistake: "I was wrong from the start, I should not have married you!"
Teachers tell us to think about the intentions of the person who made the test before we do it.I thought about it for a long time and finally realized that the person who made the test wanted me to die!
New skill for Chinese New Year!
10."What is most limiting your freedom?" My friend asked me."The length of my phone charger cord."
11.New Year's wish: become an egg that is too salty but has nothing to do with anything, rich and oily!
12."Who is someone you really admire?" "Someone who takes me out to eat delicious food as soon as we meet."
13.If time travel allowed you to go back to 1997 without doing anything, go find a man named Ma Yun in Hangzhou, ask him out for drinks, sing with him, take him out for dinner, talk about your dreams with him.Be friends with him.Your chance has passed but there's another chance in 2016.Find me if there's nothing else going on.Drink together,Eat together,Sing together,Become good friends by then,you'll be prosperous in ten years!
14.Teacher! This question seriously insults my intelligence!
