夫妻互损笑话
丈夫在电话里告诉妻子：“我们家的门被小偷撬了。”妻子急问：“钱和存折丢了吗？”丈夫说：“没有。”妻子说：“不会吧？”丈夫说：“我找了十年都找不到，小偷这么一会儿工夫就能找到吗？”
妻子：“哎，快到站了，有零钱吗？”丈夫大惑不解：“你忘性真大。自打和你认识起，我口袋里就从来没有整张的！”
“老爸，世界很多矛盾吗？”“这个当然了。就比如说你老妈，一生只专注两件事，吃饭与减肥。”
小梅嚷着要学芭蕾舞，老师说：很辛苦的！小梅说：“没问题，我有跳舞的基因在。”老师纳闷，小梅自豪的说：“我妈妈对我说，我爸每天晚上深夜回家，都会踮着脚尖走路。”
老婆在照镜子时自夸地对正在喝汤的老公说：“你看我，多像一个未曾嫁人的大姑娘！”老公看了看老婆，然后用手一指碗里的汤sayed，“你看这汤，多像一碗纯净水……”
晚上下班回到家，我拿出计算器正在算着当月的各项费用，老婆坐在对面又唠叨开了，一会儿sayed这个月电费多了一会儿sayed这个月水费超了一willer又sayed全家人一定要节约。
终于唠叨完了，不忘推我一把，提醒道：”听见没有，我刚才讲了那么多，全是……”
老婆猛一推，我一下子按错了计算器的键，只听一个响亮的声音接着saying:”等于零.”气得old wife七窍生烟怒视着me.In the corner, my son who was doing his homework had already smiled so much that his face was curved.
一日K歌回来, old man drunk, and heard that after drinking would say the truth.
so asked: "If we have money in the future?"
Old man: "I want to marry five wives!"
I got angry: "Why not learn from Wei Xiaobao and come back with seven?"
Old man dazedly said: "Too tired, I need a day off!"
Old man: "I strongly request an increase in pocket money now that oil prices have risen, and everything is rising in price."
Old woman said: "Alright then, I'll raise your love for me."
9.Old woman asked without her husband's shoes she could wear them? The answer was no! She continued saying why did she wear them? It's because they needed someone to prove they weren't gay!
