生活要两种人让世界为之倾心
世界上有两种人最让人着迷，一种是我这样的，一种是像我这样的。
没事千万不要翻自己以前的状态，不然你会想掐死几年前那个磨磨唧唧矫情作死的自己。
北方过冬靠的是暖气，南方过冬靠的是一身正气。
世上本没有脏话，作业做多了就什么都有了。
昨天逛超市，出口处保安突然叫住我说：“您等一下，您衣服里面鼓鼓囊囊的装了什么？”，我愤怒的掀起外衣大声吼到：“这是肉，是肉！我自己的！”
那么问题来了，你们选择哪一种？
those who say girls will never admit they are wrong are just talking nonsense.I often argue with my wife, and she always admits her mistakes: "I was wrong from the beginning; I should have never married you!"
Teachers say to think about the intentions of the person who made the question before doing homework.I thought for a long time and finally realized that the person who made the question wanted me to die!
New skill for Spring Festival!
10.Shiyue asked me, "What is the main factor that restricts your freedom?" I replied, "The length of my phone's charging cable."
11.New Year's wish: become an egg that is reversed in heaven, idle and rich!
12."Hey, what kind of people do you think are really awesome?" "People who bring me to eat delicious food when we first meet don't need to talk much."
13.If time could take you back to 1997 without any effort,you wouldn't need to do anything else,you would go find someone named Ma Yun in Hangzhou, invite him out for a drink, ask him to sing with you, treat him lunch,talk about your ideals with him,becoming good friends with him.You've already shared this but time cannot go back to 1997.Anyway,time has brought you here in 2016,you still have a chance,you come find me,no need for anything else,jointly invite me out for drinks,buying meals together,singing together,becoming good friends ten years later then you'll be financially secure.
14.Teachers report this question seriously insults my intelligence!
